Okay, not a diary entry but.
1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
...British colonies were cobbled together to form a new dominion, largely as a... (How to be a Canadian)
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
wall
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
The news last night. How entertaining
4. Without looking, guess what time it is?
2:25
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
2:40 (oh how time flies)
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
My desktop being calibrated and the furnace
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
40 minutes ago. B